Nick waits for a tow truck driver who never comes. Dec keeps him company with some self indulgent childhood anecdotes.

There's alot of discussion about Brian McFadden. Please don't let that put you off.

We broke into the house Dec's girlfriend was housesitting to record this. Please don't tell her.

A bunch of self-indulgent anecdotes to make you feel much better about your own family Chrsitmas. Plus Nick reveals how Shane Warne barbecued his hand and Dec gets his big break auditioning to play a ioaf of bread.

The evolution of airconditioning. Booze Less Be your Best. Brotherly Bonding. Swimming on the Ceiling. Old Man Moments.

Mail Order Brides, Motivational Mantras, Beers with Duncan and something called The Sweetmouth Cupboard

Nick welcomes Dec back into his home. Dec pays tribute to Australian theatre. Nick names his perfect personalised number plate. And together they try to spot the difference between fireworks and lemon chicken.

For some reason this week's show keeps coming back to noses. There's also stuff about Vanilla Ice, Robert Allenby, Marlon Brando and the Australian Cricket Team and some guy called Ralph.

After becoming another dead body on the commercial radio corpse pile, the Sweetest Plum returns to where it all began - Two arseholes yelling into a Mac in their kitchen. They've Learnt Nothing.

Concepts Discussed: Student Theatre, Exploding Seagulls, Pink Party Buses, Coffee Clubs, Traffic Jams, Board Games and Nick's "Worst Character Ever". All text disrupted by N. Maxwell and D. Fay

The wrong way to order a fillet o' fish. The right way to dress like a Prince. The horrible way to traumatise your child like Buster Keaton. Hit The Bricks: Ed Hardy, Andrew Rochford, and Alex Dimitriades. And a drastically misjudged conversation about the film Head On.

Nick admit's he's never written a book. How much milk is in milk? The return of Garfunkle and Garfunkle. And Hit The Bricks - David Jones, Cenovis and Michael Schumacher

Bob Katter speaks out about which way he'll vote.

Brighten your day with barefeet and berets, light up your loungeroom with DJ Style Turntables, and why no home is complete without a postmodern motorcycle. Then if all else fails, shut your kids up with some free shit.

Mark Latham speaks out.

Dermott Brereton drops by to do your missus. Nick launches his new game show "Who's got a massive snoz?" And why you should invest every last cent in e_dogs. The show that comes 42 months interest free, until they find you and break your legs.

Tony Abbott tells us why non doesn't always mean no, but sometimes it does mean no, if you know what he means.

Kevin Rudd calls in from his hospital bed, after gall bladder surgery to fix those nasty leaks.

A conga line of arseholes drop by to commiserate our tenth show in a row - Dennis Lillie, Mark Webber, Art Garfunkle, Mel Gibson, Diego Maradonna's dog, while Kirk Pengilly just fucks everything.

The Longing for Two Laptops. The wise words of Dermott Brereton. AFL players tunnel through shit. Nick Shanghais some roundies. Daryl Somers does it for the nation. Hit the bricks - Chat Roulette, The Eagles and Ridley Scott.

Frank Lowry gives everyone a great big Pearl Necklace. Hey Hey it's off to LA. Ian Collins covers up his corpse pile. The Return of Rudd PM.  Hit The Bricks - Sepp Blatter, Russell Crowe, Twilight.

For two years Rudd PM was the all conquering action hero on Rove, now in his darkest hour he gives an exclusive interview to The Sweetest Plum.

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Birrarung Marr - your ultimate family friendly experience. Diego Maradona - A Tale of Two Toilets. Ray Hudson - Greatest Ever Commentator. The tears of a clown in the meat packing district.  Nick opens a big bag of boo hoo on his daily diet. Hit the Bricks - FM Radio and Just for Men.

We pay tribute to Dennis Hopper with a five minute long anecdote stolen from Wim Wenders. Nick reviews eight minutes of Hey Hey its Saturday. Why you should always cover your eyes around Maradona. And we find out if all tennis players are sluts.

Nick gives Formula One two tiny thumbs up. We discuss DIY Possum Control - All you need is a half eaten peach and a hessian sack. SBS launches it's new show - Ned Zelic in a spa with some hot sluts. What does the death penalty have to do with hungry seagulls? Hit the Bricks: Traffic reporters and Married Couples.

Every Rose has it's own line of sneakers. Max Walker's new book: How to Hurt a Homeless Guy. Jeff Thomson refuses to toe the line. Hit the Bricks: Ridley Scott, Russell Crowe, Tony Abbot and Nick Brack's neck. Harry Kewell's head. The Tyranny of Two Dad's.

Father can you spare some pink nail polish? The garden salad of good and evil. Win a dream date with Pim Verbeek. Classic Cock Ups: Cats in the Cradle. Boo Hoo: The Horror of Health Reform. Bunnings: Low Self Esteem is Just the Beginning. Hit the Bricks: Melbourne City Council/Ticketmaster.

We send best wishes to Lil Wayne. Mike Skinner looks better on Youtube. The Joy of Sax. Passive Aggressive Lovemaking. Lowest prices are just the beginning... of your nervous breakdown. Put my hot dog in your hot thing.  Recumbent bicycles.