The Sweetest Plum Podcast
Declan Fay and Nick Maxwell rant, rave and ramble their way through whatever is winding them up this week. Twenty Minutes of barely concealed bitterness, masquerading as social comment from two extremely out of work comedy writers.

The final leg of our national tour. Live from Bella Union Bar at Trades Hall.

Direct download: Live_in_Melbourne.mp3
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Our first live show in Sydney. Thanks to everyone who came.

Direct download: Live_in_Sydney.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:11pm AEST

This is meant to be a plug for our live shows, but the whole thing gets thrown off track when nick receives an ominous text message.

Direct download: The_Shameless_Plug.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:43am AEST

Dec's dental bill is in danger of sending him broke, while Nick's brain is danger of sending him over the edge. And we manage to do the longest, most self-indulgent and confusing plug for our live shows. Proudly bought to you by the hottest new app, "Bye Guys".

Direct download: The_Fermentation_Process.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:15pm AEST

Dec and Nick hook themselves up to a very expensive machine with electrodes, then sit back and wait for the television networks to start calling.

Direct download: Just_Keep_Bowling.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:36pm AEST

Dec contemplates a new catchphrase, while Nick enjoys the benefit of hindsight. The perfect soundtrack for strongarming beers.

Direct download: Sit_Quietly_and_Pray_For_Money.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:54pm AEST

We return to Nick's Bunglaow/Granny Flat/Depression Hut/Room with No Plumbing, where Nick hatches a new plan to relaunch our entertainment careers.

Direct download: Thudding_it_into_Your_Bonce.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:49pm AEST

Nick and Dec finally manage to meet up in the granny flat behind Nick's new house where there seems to be a few plumbing problems. Proudly bought to you by our brand new sponsor, "Mr Magoo's Paw Paw Ointment"

 

Direct download: The_Top_Hat.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:06pm AEST

We celebrate our 100th episode. Sit on your jacksy and enjoy.

Direct download: One_Hundred.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:15pm AEST

We toast our 99th episode with a bottle of medium priced Shiraz, but Nick finds that bad song lyrics are shocking him right out of his brain.

Direct download: Horror_Movie.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:56pm AEST

Dec learned how to talk to girls at a nightclub from a guy called Ralph, while Nick learned sex education from a word find puzzle. It explains quite a lot.

Direct download: People_Forget.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:38am AEST

Nick gets more than he wants from his wine tasting, while Dec struggles to brief someone with lies. And they both learnn that sometimes corporate does equal class.

Direct download: Monkey_Shoulder.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:39am AEST

Nick dreams of spiders. And a spot on a royal commision. Dec just dreams of a computer that doesn't crash. And we play the Sweetest Plum Drinking Game and hope that listeners don't get alcohol poisoning. 

Direct download: Lady_and_the_Trampoline.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:57pm AEST

Dec orders one too many matzo balls, while Nick is off on his Op Shop Odyssey. Recorded live in a rarefied air.

Direct download: Father_and_Son_Time.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:23pm AEST

Nick is not good at going out for breakfast. Or people yawning at him. Or phone sex. But he does look great in tight black jeans.

Direct download: Glazed_and_Confused.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:18pm AEST

Nick and Dec would like to make a full apology for this episode. Please respect their privacy while they spend time with their families on the family property.

Direct download: Live_to_Tape_1.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:51pm AEST

A lot of stuff about parenting. Some stuff about Zebras. And Helicopters. And Matthew McConaughey (but without his bongo drums)

Direct download: The_Search_for_the_Baby_Grand_Piano.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:07am AEST

"Nuthin' wrong with a bit of cullin'"

Direct download: A_Bit_of_Cullin.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:18am AEST

It's our first podcast for the year. Now shut up and clap a lot. (This episode comes with a lifetime warranty)

Direct download: Food_Envy.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:21pm AEST