The Sweetest Plum Podcast
Declan Fay and Nick Maxwell rant, rave and ramble their way through whatever is winding them up this week. Twenty Minutes of barely concealed bitterness, masquerading as social comment from two extremely out of work comedy writers.

Here's our live show from last Sunday . Featuring the great operators Steven Gates from Tripod, Damian Cowell from TISM, and Geraldine Quinn. Along with a high-brow theatrical tribute to Gary Ayres and Robert Dipierdomenico.

Direct download: The_Sweetest_Plum_Live_2015.mp3
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Just a couple of Peter Pans, proving boys will be boys. And boys love their toys. Featuring Slipknot, Scott Cam and Lang Lang. Proudly bought to you by our new sponsor, Reeking Ron's Hair Hole. 

Direct download: Boys_Will_Be_Boys_2.mp3
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This week's burning questions... Why is Neil Perry dressed in a lobster suit? How should you react if Grant Denyer cracks out his Con the Fruiterer impersonation? And just how many hours does Terry Wallace spend in his tanning bed? 

Direct download: A_Macabre_Spectacle.mp3
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Other possible titles for this episode: "Significant Encouragement", "Encouragement Significant", "Set in our ways", and "Gary Ayres Syndrome".  With Special guests Mark Mitchell as Con the Fruiterer and Robert Dipierdomenico as himself.

Direct download: Snuff_The_Candle.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:45pm AEDT

Other possible titles for this episode: "Luck of The Irish Donuts", "Parker Pens Can't Lose", "Dead Father's Day", "A Misguided Tattoo", and "Holes, Mate". 

Featuring Ed Sheeran, Grant Denyer, and the stars of Robin and the 7 Hoods, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Bing Crosby. 

 

Direct download: 119_-_A_Touch_of_Class.mp3
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Thankyou all for coming. Please make yourselves at home. And Leave your Waldorf salad over here with the other salads.

Direct download: 118_-_Mi_Casa_Su_Casa.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:11pm AEDT

Wrap your blood soaked hands in a teatowel and relax with a couple of buckets. Just don't go too hard.

Direct download: 117_-_Full_Moon_Party.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:49am AEDT

The administrative saga continues and we go deep into the second hour of unfinished correspondence. Join the toboggan ride, as we hurtle through the Black Eyed Peas, Beyonce and Billy Joel, before plunging into the river of dreams.

Direct download: The_Correspondathon_Part_2.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:04pm AEDT

It's the podcast equivalent of cleaning out your email inbox. Then stopping halfway because you feel a bit nauseous. Featuring John Farnham, Harry Connick Jnr, Carlos Santana, Shaquille O'Neal, Grant Denyer and of course, The Great Man.

Direct download: The_Correspondathon_Part_1.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:21pm AEDT

Nick envies other's nonchalance, Dec is mixed up about Nick's housing history and some correspondence from Russia exposes Nick's entire way of looking at life.

Direct download: A_Vast_Practical_Joke.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:48pm AEDT

For as this appalling ocean surrounds the verdant land, so in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life. God keep thee! Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return.

Direct download: Dont_Shoot_The_Messenger.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:25pm AEDT

It's been too long. We apologise for being a couple of shleds.

Direct download: A_Classic_Stitch_Up.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:03pm AEDT

We don't just build podcasts, we build respect. Proudly bought to you by our new sponsor, "Scratch Down"

Direct download: Building_Respect.mp3
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Nick may have spent a bit too long listening to classic hits radio. You'll see why.

Direct download: Bright_Side_of_the_Road.mp3
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Dec returns from an overseas jaunt, while Nick is concerned about his jealousy levels. With thanks to our brand new clothing sponsor, The Invisibales. 

Direct download: The_Jealousy_Levels.mp3
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